1. You are 3 years old or younger.
2. You are an infant or toddler.
3. You are in the very early developmental stages of human life.
4. You never experienced September 11, and you don’t know what it is because you can barely grasp basic tasks like walking and using a toilet.
5. You were born on or after January 1, 2010.
6. You were born three years, five months and seven days ago or more recently.
7. You cannot read this list because your brain is not developed enough for literacy of the English language.
8. You’ve never been on MySpace and you don’t know what that is. You cannot type or competently use a computer.
9. You don’t know who Michael Jordan is. You don’t know who most celebrities are because you’re in such an early stage of life that you can barely recognize and remember the people in your immediate and extended family.
10. You never knew Pluto as a planet. You don’t know what planets are or anything about the cosmos because you are a young child who has no concept of abstract ideas whatsoever.
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We’ve been admiring the portrait work of Dutch power duo Inez and Vinoodh, whose fashion photography has been at the top of its game for nearly 20 years and counting.
Celebrity Portraiture at its Absolute Best
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weird mewtwo and jfk comparisons
- both were made in a lab
- mewtwo had a secretary named kennedy, kennedy had a secretary named mewtwo
- both have incredible psychic powers
- kennedy became president in 1960, mewtwo became president in 6019
- mewtwo was shot in the head and killed, kennedy was shot in the head and killed
- mewtwo was resurrected 3 days later and ascended to heaven, kennedy was resurrected 3 days later and ascended to heaven
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R. Kelly joined Phoenix at Coachella to play Ignition (Remix) mashed up with a bit of 1901
If this doesn’t put a huge smile on your face you’re probably dead inside.
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About once a year I get the urge to play CS again, it’s happened earlier this time.
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"This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals–sounds that say listen to this, it is important."
— Gary Provost
